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A Sunny Place for Shady People

Pithy, contrarian, politically incorrect and curmudgeonly rants on sex, money, power and politics and religion and philosophy. In short: Nothing matters, everything changes and there are no guarantees. The rest is rationalization and bribery. (c) Tom Milner 2002-2003. DIRECTORY of offensive POSTS at Archives: 07/09/03. RECOMMENDED BLOGS: Archives: 07/29/03. email: theoldbuzzard AT sunnyplaceforshadypeople DOT com.


Saturday, September 28, 2002
 
No gentleman would ever embrace religion.
It's vulgar.
Besides, religion panders to the desperate weaknesses of women and children.





Friday, September 27, 2002
 
Yesterday the House Appropriations Committee voted 35-25 against an amendment to raise Amtrak funding to $1.2 billion. The 35 nays were cast by the 35 Republican members of the committee.
Chairman C. W. ("Bill") Young, R-FL, is an idiot who generally avoids the press for fear of making a fool of himself, having been re-elected since the early 1960's from one of the safest C.D.'s in the country -- St. Petersburg.
Repubs hate trains, anybody who has a good time (read sex), the environment, and blacks.
Dems hate the meritocracy, war, free trade, and restraints on sexual freedom.
Both are utterly and irrevocably corrupt and can be bought a lot cheaper than you can bribe a traffic judge.

THIS COLUMN AND ALL SUBSEQUENT COLUMNS IN
A SUNNY PLACE FOR SHADY PEOPLE
COPYRIGHT TOM MILNER 2002





Thursday, September 26, 2002
 
Practice healthy and lofty nihilism.
Avoid a lapsed Taoism -- I lapsed.




Wednesday, September 25, 2002
 
According to the authoritative guide, "Penile Standings among Celebrities of Both Sexes," politicians, on average, have the biggest dicks. Perhaps this explains why their brains are so underdeveloped?




Tuesday, September 24, 2002
 
Always secure yourself not just a cache of suicide pills -- have a backup cache as well.



 
The latest outrage in the news today is that of the missionaries caught up in the political intrigue of the Ivory Coast.
Of course we think this kind of treatment of Americans is despicable.
However, religious people need to learn to mind their own business and stay the hell away from foreign countries who have different cultures and their own pagan religions, if any.
Another example of religion causing more trouble than it was ever worth.

THIS COLUMN AND ALL SUBSEQUENT COLUMNS IN A SUNNY PLACE FOR SHADY PEOPLE
COPYRIGHT TOM MILNER, 2002.




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